carriesfirstperiod:

my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”

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theanti90smovement:

very small dog? puppy

very big dog? puppy

very young dog? puppy

very old dog? puppy

puppy? puppy

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crofefs:

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

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crofefs:

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

(Source: lordheck, via perks-of-being-chinese)