lucidnee:

Getting anon hate is a blessing because to know that I pissed a person off so much but they are still afraid of me so they hit that anon button is a confident booster.

(via hcauq)

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

image

so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

(via hcauq)

0piumx:

Oops silly potatoe

(Source: hamtaryo, via robisrob)

Timestamp: 1406608049

0piumx:

Oops silly potatoe

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knitmeapony:

egobus:

one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started  

Excellent parenting.

(via robisrob)

robisrob:

crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

Dear god yes

almualimbeatbox:

lotuslopez:

darkbluetile:

this post is my dream come true

babies with babies

"I made these:"

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Timestamp: 1406607927

almualimbeatbox:

lotuslopez:

darkbluetile:

this post is my dream come true

babies with babies

"I made these:"

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gamingartandlove:

So uh, I haven’t seen this on my dash, but check out this kickstarter!

They’re waterballoons that SELF TIE, make a HUNDRED at a time, AND AND they’re biodegradablee!! Seriously why isn’t this all over my dash yet??

They’ve already reached WAY over their goal, but you can still get some early bird deliveries for an early start of the water balloon madness!

(via robisrob)

Timestamp: 1406607803

gamingartandlove:

So uh, I haven’t seen this on my dash, but check out this kickstarter!

They’re waterballoons that SELF TIE, make a HUNDRED at a time, AND AND they’re biodegradablee!! Seriously why isn’t this all over my dash yet??

They’ve already reached WAY over their goal, but you can still get some early bird deliveries for an early start of the water balloon madness!

(via robisrob)

killergoth:

take me here on our first date

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Timestamp: 1406607690

killergoth:

take me here on our first date

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jon-snow:

some girls do a messy ponytail and look like magical fairy princesses

i do a messy ponytail and i look like a founding father

(via izynguyen)